Found 8 entries tagged with “sms”
- Text crime #6
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Posted 28 June ‘08
I bought a huge plasma screen TV today in the pub for fifty quid. The volume button doesn’t work but at that price I couldn’t turn it down. - Text crime #5 0
Posted 18 March ‘08
It was the happiest day of my life. I looked up at the clear blue sky and bright sunshine. I opened the door, walked in and glanced around at the congregation. I walked up the aisle, to the altar and kissed her softly on the cheek. Then I gently closed the lid. - Text crime #4 3
Posted 8 March ‘08
Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. - Text crime #3 2
Posted 19 January ‘08
I’m in hospital but don’t worry: I’m fine. I got food poisoning from eating what I thought was an onion but which turned out to be a daffodil bulb. The doctors say I should be out in the spring. - Text crime #2 0
Posted 28 October ‘07
Friendship is like wetting yourself: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. Thanks for being the piss in my pants! - Text crime #1 0
Posted 10 September ‘07
I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread, but when I looked closer I realised it said “Thick Cut”. - Sleep via SMS/email revisited 6
Posted 3 January ‘07
A post by Murphy detailing how he sometimes uses my tip on putting your Mac to sleep by sending a text message has been picked up by a few higher-profile-than-mine sites, e.g. Infinite Loop, macosxhints.com, The Unofficial Apple Weblog etc. - Put your Mac to sleep by sending a text message 60
Posted 18 November ‘05
Do you ever go out shopping, to the pub or to the beauty clinic for your fortnightly waxing session and forget to put your Mac to sleep? I know I do, so I thought of a way to do it by sending a text message from my mobile/cell phone - well, technically we’re not going to be sending a text (SMS) message, rather a multimedia (MMS) message.